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--------------------------------------- ROMANCE MATHEMATICS (·Î¸Ç½º ¼öÇÐ) --------------------------------------- 1. Smart man + smart woman = romance (¶È¶ÈÇÑ ³² + ¶È¶ÈÇÑ ³à = ·Î¸Ç½º) 2. Smart man + dumb woman = affair (¶È¶ÈÇÑ ³² + ¸ÛûÇÑ ³à = ºÒ·û) 3. Dumb man + smart woman = marriage (¸ÛûÇÑ ³² + ¶È¶ÈÇÑ ³à = °áÈ¥) 4. Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy (¸ÛûÇÑ ³² + ¸ÛûÇÑ ³à = ÀÓ½Å) ---------------------------- SHOPPING MATH (¼îÇÎ »ê¼ö) ---------------------------- A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. (³²ÀÚ´Â ÇÊ¿äÇÑ $1Â¥¸® ¹°°ÇÀ» $2¿¡ »ê´Ù.) A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need. (¿©ÀÚ´Â ÇÊ¿ä¾ø´Â $2Â¥¸® ¹°°ÇÀ» $1¿¡ »ê´Ù.) ------------------------------------------------------------ GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS (Àü¹ÝÀûÀÎ °ø½Ä°ú Åë°èµé) ------------------------------------------------------------ A woman worries about the future until she gets husband. (¿©ÀÚ´Â ¹Ì·¡¿¡ ´ëÇÑ °ÆÁ¤À» ÇÑ´Ù. ³²ÆíÀ» ¾òÀ» ¶§±îÁø.) A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. (³²ÀÚ´Â ¹Ì·¡¿¡ ´ëÇÑ °ÆÁ¤À» ÀüÇô ÇÏÁö ¾Ê´Â´Ù. ºÎÀÎÀ» ¾òÀ» ¶§±îÁø.) A ½â½ê½ºÇ® man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. (<- ucc °¡ ÀûÇմܾ ¾Æ´Ï¶óÇÏ¿© Çѱۻç¿ëÇÔ.) (ÀÚ±âÀÇ ºÎÀÎÀÌ ¾²´Â °Íº¸´Ù ¸¹ÀÌ ¹ö´Â ³²ÀÚ¸¦ ¿ì¸®´Â ¼º°øÇÑ ³²ÀÚ¶ó ĪÇÑ´Ù.) A ½â½ê½ºÇ® woman is one who can find such a man. (<- ucc °¡ ÀûÇմܾ ¾Æ´Ï¶óÇÏ¿© Çѱۻç¿ëÇÔ.) (±×·± ³²ÀÚ¸¦ ãÀº ¿©ÀÚ¸¦ ¿ì¸®´Â ¼º°øÇÑ ¿©ÀÚ¶ó ĪÇÑ´Ù.) ------------------ HAPPINESS (Çູ) ------------------ To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him little. (³²ÀÚ¿Í ÇູÇϱâ À§Çؼ ´ç½ÅÀº ±×¸¦ ¸¹ÀÌ ÀÌÇØÇÏ°í »ç¶ûÀº Á¶±Ý ÇØ¾ß ÇÑ´Ù.) To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. (¿©ÀÚ¿Í ÇູÇϱâ À§Çؼ ´ç½ÅÀº ±×³à¸¦ ¸¹ÀÌ »ç¶ûÇÏ°í Àý´ë ÀÌÇØÇÏ·Á Çؼ´Â ¾ÈµÈ´Ù.) -------------------- APPEARANCE (¿Ü¸ð) -------------------- Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. (³²ÀÚ´Â ÀÚ·Á°í ´©¿üÀ» ¶§¿Í °°Àº ¸ð½ÀÀ¸·Î ÀϾÙ.) Women somehow deteriorate during the night. (¿©ÀÚ´Â ¿ØÁö ÀÚ´Â µ¿¾È Á» ½âÀº µí ÇÏ´Ù.) -------------------------------------- PROPENSITY TO CHANGE (º¯ÈÀÇ °æÇâ) -------------------------------------- A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't (¿©ÀÚ´Â ³²ÀÚ°¡ º¯ÇÒ°Å¶ó ¿¹»óÇÏ°í °áÈ¥ÇÑ´Ù. ÇÏÁö¸¸ ±×´Â º¯ÇÏÁö ¾Ê´Â´Ù.) A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does. (³²ÀÚ´Â ¿©ÀÚ°¡ º¯ÇÏÁö ¾ÊÀ»°Å¶ó ¿¹»óÇÏ°í °áÈ¥ÇÑ´Ù. ÇÏÁö¸¸ ±×³à´Â º¯ÇÑ´Ù.) -------------------------------------- DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE (Åä·ÐÀÇ ¹ÌÇÐ) -------------------------------------- A woman has the last word in any argument. (¾î¶°ÇÑ ¸»½Î¿ò¿¡¼µµ ¸¶Áö¸· ¸»À» ÇÏ´Â »ç¶÷Àº ¿©ÀÚ´Ù.) Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. (±× ÀÌÈÄ¿¡ ³²ÀÚ°¡ ¾î¶² ¸»À» ÇÑ´Ù¸é, ±×°ÍÀº »õ·Î¿î ¸»½Î¿òÀÇ ½ÃÀÛÀÌ´Ù.) ------------------------------- OFFICE ARITHMETIC (»ç¹« °ø½Ä) ------------------------------- Smart boss + smart employee = profit (¶È¶ÈÇÑ »çÀå + ¶È¶ÈÇÑ Á÷¿ø = ¼öÀÍ) Smart boss + dumb employee = production (¶È¶ÈÇÑ »çÀå + ¸ÛûÇÑ Á÷¿ø = »ý»ê) Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion (¸ÛûÇÑ »çÀå + ¶È¶ÈÇÑ Á÷¿ø = ½ÂÁø) Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime (¸ÛûÇÑ »çÀå + ¸ÛûÇÑ Á÷¿ø = ÃÊ°ú ±Ù¹«) Ãâó : ¯°ø |
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